i’m the person that when there’s only space for 2 people to walk along side on the sidewalk and there’s 3 of us you make me walk in the back
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does anybody even actually win giveaways
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
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who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 643 photos of your husband saved to your computer
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ayo im just realising now how rude all the damn powerpuff girls were i mean i was just watching the christmas episode and buttercup was writing her list to santa and
all that ungrateful little wench wrote at the top of her list as an opening was ‘GIMME’
buttercup you little shit
(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
What if Rick Riordan is an oracle and the events of Lost Hero are happening right now